Still the greatest Microsoft Paint masterpiece I've created which is appropriate for the greatest bromance ever.
THE GREATEST BROMANCE ON TV IS BACK! No Happy Endings hasn’t made an unexpected return this summer, I’m talking about that other epic bromance that we fell in love with last year. That’s right Harvey, Mike, and the rest of the Suits gang have returned for what is sure to be an epic season two. That is if the season premiere is anything to to go by. Seriously guys, it was SO GOOD. I don’t know if I can type out coherent thoughts to explain how much I loved the season two premiere, “She Knows.” Before we dive into the gush fest that is to be this recap, let’s take a stroll down Lover’s Lane, *ahem*, memory lane I mean. So what happened in season one?
Well, Mike was scamming the bar exam (or was it the LSAT?) until Harvey, aka the flyest motherfucking lawyer in NYC, decided to take him under his wing and hire him as his law practicing prodigy minus a law degree which, you know, is illegal. Throw in a little fooling around with co-workers and best friend’s ex-girlfriends, a skinny tie or two, hair product, deception of bosses, and can openers and you’ve got season one of Suits in a nutshell. Oh yeah, Mike might totally up the creek without a paddle going into this season as his best friend Trevor may or may not have ratted him out to Harvey’s boss, Jessica. Also this happened:
And this too:
Harvey in a henley. Sorry HBC is on vacation and I’m just not as good as she is at finding hot shirtless man gifs.
Now that we’re caught up on what Misters June and July of the USA Network’s Hunks on TV Calendar were up to last season, shall we discuss if Mike is no longer the Mike to Harvey’s Ike? Speaking of which, I have a feeling Mike is a strawberry and Harvey is a lime… flavor that is. If we were comparing to actual fruits, Harvey would be some exoctic shit like star fruit while Mike would be a McIntosh apple—not too plain but unique enough that you have to go to special stores to find them.
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