And oooooh boy, was there some crap. Also, I’m not afraid to say that there might really be nothing of value in here for some of you, but at least you will get a good laugh at my expense at the kind of terrible TV I’m willing to watch.
Okay, first of all, in not actually embarassing news, I watched Ace of Cakes. Man, I love that show, even when Geof shows up in his alien masks. I HATE aliens, by the way. They scare me and I worry about hearing sounds outside at night because I think that aliens are one of those things that are actually plausible. In fact, I actually am about equally afraid of serial killers and aliens because I figure my chances of encountering either are about equal, and if I encounter a serial killer I probably won’t even know it. Whereas if I encounter an alien, I HOPE I know it, because if I don’t, that’s even creepier.
Moving on, in news that isn’t embarassing to me but which may be considered embarassing by some, I watched Saturday Night Live. AND I enjoyed it, so there’s that. My favorite part was actually, the “What’s Up With That” skit, which is so bizarre because that’s not usually my type of thing, but Jason Sudeikis dancing in the background blew my mind. BLEW IT! And how about the random usage of James Franco, who never said a word? I loved that too, it was so bizarre.
WAAAAAY too much Kristen Wiig though, as always. Dude, she is so annoying and not funny, and it really pisses me off that her obnoxious ass is still around when they fired Michaela Watkins, who was ACTUALLY funny. And I get annoyed that Kristen Wiig is in movies I like too, even if I don’t hate her in them, such as Adventureland or Extract (although “like” may be a little strong for that one … or not, I’d need multiple viewings to decide). And there’s the kicker–the highest praise I can ever bring myself to give Kristen Wiig is “I didn’t hate her in it.” So sad. And on the rare, RARE, super rare occasion that I do laugh at something she does, I just feel bad about myself. It’s like laughing at Robin Williams. You just feel so dirty it isn’t even fun.
Also, her disgusting Weekend Update skit made me puke in my mouth. I bet anyone who watched that ever has an O again. Mankind thanks you, Kristen Wiig.
Okay, what else. Ah, yes. I went to bed on Saturday after watching a DVRed Toddlers & Tiaras, and woke up to a My Super Sweet 16 marathon. Billy brought me an iced coffee and a sausage biscuit and I felt like I’d won the lottery.
You guys, if you could hear the running commentary out of me and Billy during Toddlers & Tiaras, there would be absolutely no doubt in your mind that we are going straight to hell. The only question left is, window or aisle seat? I’d prefer window, thanks.
And finally, you guessed it, Ghost Hunters. You guys, I can’t help it, I fucking love me some Ghost Hunters. I’ve been cruising through the ones OnDemand, and I just watched the one with Meatloaf and I loved it. So you sit over there in your ivory tower of silent judgment, but the heart wants what it wants, OKAY? And apparently what my heart wants is EVPs, K2 meters, and black shadow figures. It could be worse.