You guys, this week has been SO much fun! Thanks for all of your comments and Twitter pimping – you rock! We’ve covered Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday and now we’ve reached our final destination on this week long journey of reflection and self-discovery. Friday’s kind of quiet on tv, but there are still epic battles to be had (hello, we have to choose between Winchesters!), and we’re including some weekend tv to boot, so let’s get to the main event. As you all know by now, my picks are in purple and SB’s are in blue:
So, truth be told, I haven’t watched this show since around the middle of season 2 (I like it, I just fell behind and haven’t had a chance to catch up), so I’m pretty sure that there are a billion characters I don’t know, and probably 3 versions of each character that I do know, but here goes: I’d marry Peter (unless he’s dead? or evil? he was nice and Pacey-like the last time I saw him), eff Astrid cause she’s sassy, and kill Olivia because she has the emotional depth of an automaton (at least she did, I think there are 6 different Olivias now, so one or more of them might be interesting).
Yeah, I had to stop watching this in S1 because of how much I hated Anna Torv. So based on that and like the four or five episodes I watched, kill her, fuck Pacey, and marry the old guy. God, is there anything better than a hilarious and eccentric old man with an accent? No, there is not.
Oh this post is making me feel so guilty, because it’s also been a while since I’ve seen Chuck. The last ep I saw was the one where Chuck proposed to Sarah – I know, I know – I’m going to catch up I promise. ANYWAY I feel perfectly comfortable making my picks regardless. I’d marry Chuck as long he promised to stop being a whiny bitch about our relationship at all times and ESPECIALLY while we’re being attacked by bad guys – he really needs to learn a few things about timing, that guy. I’m having a hard time figuring out who I’d eff between Captain Awesome and Sarah because they are equally hot. Probably Sarah to be honest – the girl is pretty smokin’ and she usually has weapons strapped to her which is kinda sexy. I’d kill Jeff because he is gross.
Awww, Chuck. I’m a little sorry to see it come to an end, but I also sort of think it’s time. I’m going to fuck Sarah. This doesn’t even need an explanation if you’ve ever seen her in a girl fight. Or strapping a weapon to her leg. Or dancing. She OOZES sex. And while I thought about marrying Ellie (again, I like being taken care of), I can’t go through with it because I’m gonna marry Casey. And even though I will never be able to follow his portrayer on Twitter again, I thankfully unfollowed in enough time that my Casey (and Jayne, from Firefly) love remained untainted, and I am in it with Casey for the long haul. We will have a very opposites attract kind of thing going on, obviously, since I am not down with … pretty much anything he’s down with. But he’s so BIG. And I’m going to kill Big Mike. Never been a fan.