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Teen Wolf. Roundtable #1

June 16, 2013 in off-color commentary by Molly | 1 comment

Hey all! I don’t know about you, but I don’t think we need another source recapping Teen Wolf. That’s what Price Peterson‘s for. So instead, we’re going to use this as a venue to talk about our Teen Wolf thoughts, reactions, theories, and most importantly, our FEELINGs. Bear in mind that there are a lot, so this will be a l o n g post. But if you make it through, please hit up the comments to add your 2¢.

Here’s a key to who is doing the talking:

@MollytheGhost
@phouse1964
@onlymystory
@hollye83
@PhantomRat

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Teen Wolf Drinking Game: This Might Hurt

June 2, 2013 in off-color commentary by Molly | 2 comments

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I don’t know about y’all, but I’m mentally, emotionally, and even physically unprepared to deal with the third season of Teen Wolf. And with a season tagline like “This Might Hurt” I’m thinking that copious amounts of alcohol will be kind of necessary to dull the ache the show leaves when it claws my heart out of my chest on a week-to-week basis. This list is by no means comprehensive, but it should be a good foundation for a fun night of Drunk Wolf. If you have any suggestions, hit me up in the comments. And if you need to cry about all of the FEELINGS that even booze can’t dull, hit me up on Twitter @MollytheGhost.

Take a sip every time:

  • Eyes flash
  • Someone rolls their eyes (double if they roll their entire head)
  • Someone is shirtless (one sip for each shirtless person in the scene)
  • Erica and/or Jackson are mentioned
  • Someone pines for Danny
  • Derek wears color
  • Allison uses her crossbow
  • Lydia uses science
  • Derek lurks
  • Boyd is 100% done with this shit
  • You want to yell about Isaac’s bone structure
  • Peter gets punched
  • Mention of the Hale house fire / family
  • Stiles is sarcastic
  • You yell ‘make out’ at the screen
  • Stiles says “Oh my God”
  • Scott says “I don’t know”
  • Derek says “I’m the Alpha”
  • Workout scene

Chug:

  • For the duration of a wall!slam

Finish your drink if:

  • You encounter some Stilinski family feels
  • You ugly cry
  • Someone that’s not Derek says “I’m the Alpha”

As always, OCTV disclaimer: know your limits, don’t be a dumbass, entertainment only, and we aren’t responsible for any stupid shit you may do, so don’t do it, but if you do, please tell us about it.

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Parks & Recreation. “Parades and your butt, my two vices.”

May 3, 2013 in off-color commentary by Molly | No comments

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Founder’s Week. Wait, is this the highly anticipated Parks & Rec / Vampire Diaries crossover event: Vampires & Recreation?

No, it’s just a week-long celebration of all things Pawnee culminating in a parade that “Makes the Rose Parade look like a ‘turds on wheels’ convention”. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. There was so much happening in this episode that I probably missed a few things, but whatever, a great episode.

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The Mindy Project. “It’s like Sons of Anarchy in here.”

May 3, 2013 in off-color commentary by Molly | No comments

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Hello readers. Let me just reel you into my recap with Chris Messina in a speedo.

This episode had a lot of Danny. You can see that I mean that both figuratively and literally. And I like having Danny around and finding out more about his character. I honestly think he’s got the most depth out of everyone on the show at this point. Even Mindy seems kind of a caricature at this point, but Danny’s always getting more layers. Keep it up, show, but spread the wealth. Maybe give us a single fact about Dr. British’s history.

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Parks & Recreation. “Your office will serve as its monkey tomb.”

April 26, 2013 in off-color commentary by Molly | 1 comment

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So. Okay. Yeah. There wasn’t too much going on in this episode. It was a good episode, a decent episode, but it was just another episode. Nothing spectacular. Everyone was perfectly in character so it got kind of… boring predictable. Ron decides to fight Leslie over the Pawnee Palms Public Putt-Putt, Andy considers quitting Mouse Rat and Tom needs help to break up with Mona-Lisa. That’s it, that’s the episode.

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Parks & Recreation. “Hello Ann Perkins, my Fallopian Princess.”

April 19, 2013 in off-color commentary by Molly | No comments

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Two, count ‘em, two new episodes last night. So I’m going to do my best to make this a quick, but thorough, recap of the both of them. Because, you know, I have some final papers to write.

Article Two

Pawnee is home to some ridiculous traditions, but I’m a particular fan of this one: Ted Party Day, in which they commemorate the Tea Dump of 1817. But, classic Pawnee, the word ‘tea’, when written by the Founding Fathers, looked like ‘Ted’, so now they find a guy named Ted and dumping him into Ramsett Lake. “I don’t even go by ‘Ted’, I go by ‘Theodore.’ Poor guy.

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Parks & Recreation. “Sexual History?” “Epic and Private.”

April 12, 2013 in off-color commentary by Molly | No comments

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This episode had so many small but wonderful moments. So. Many.

Chris and Leslie visit Animal Control and it’s kind of a shitshow. As Leslie put it, “The animal control department has been a disaster at catching animals. They’re great at ingesting and selling marijuana.” Case in point: one tried to turn a dead bird into a work whistle, like in the Flinstones. Guys, I’m still laughing about this. To top it all off, Chris then stepped on an open coyote trap. So obviously he fires everyone in animal control. Probably the best decision he’s made in a while. (I’m looking at you, Ann.)

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The Mindy Project. “Santa Hey”

April 10, 2013 in off-color commentary by Molly | 1 comment

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The character development and relationships being built on this show in the second half of this season have been a beautiful, beautiful thing to witness. They only got better with this episode, which I loved.

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Parks & Recreation. Welcome Back, Ice Clown.

April 5, 2013 in off-color commentary by Molly | 2 comments

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It’s here, it’s back, and there will be five new episodes over the next five weeks. Rejoice! And what an episode. I really liked it. It made me happy. All of the characters were playing to their strengths.

Ben & Leslie

I was so excited the show sent them to Partridge, Minnesota. Leslie taking pictures of Ben standing on the exact spot where he was inaugurated as an 18 year old mayor was too cute. They’re in the city because it’s time for Ben to finally get the key to the city as every other former mayor had already received one. And I’m with Leslie, there’s no chance that any of them had as cute a butt as Adam Scott’s.

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The Mindy Project. “How can someone with a God complex be religious? Aren’t you afraid of being smited?”

April 3, 2013 in off-color commentary by Molly | 2 comments

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I never realized how much I wanted to high-five someone while saying “Burrito Time” until this episode. This episode which I really liked. It as full of fun stuff and only one or two stupid Mindy decisions that were totally predictable. But other than that I loved Morgan being a boss and having Pitch Perfect flashbacks (courtesy of seeing Rishi again and hearing Bruno Mars songs.)

So our love-interest-of-the-week is Pastor Casey whom we meet on the subway. My immediate reaction to him is that he’s a douche because anyone that brings boxes on the Metro/Subway can die a slow, painful death, but of course they’re baby strollers for Haiti. (Which kept reminding me of this.) And then he’s all, “I do what I do. If other people want to think I do good, that’s on them.” Mindy, because she is rational (on rare occasions like this one) scoffs. Thank you. Much better than the two girls who ‘aww’ all over that. But Mindy’s initially averse to this dude, so potential boyfriend?

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