Woohoo! Another fabulous episode of Hart of Dixie! Ya’ll know one of the things that I am loving about this show is that even though it seems to be taking forever to get Wade and Zoe together, I don’t feel like everything else is filler on the way there. It’s just awesome all around and some of the lines are great. Actually, a lot of the lines are great.
So this week featured seemingly different storylines that ended up weaving together fairly well. Lemon wanted to be a Memory Matron (I don’t remember hearing the name of the group before but Lemon’s been working on this for a while) so she had Delia Ann and her husband over to dinner with her and George. Unfortunately, George’s competitive side came out and he did the most ridiculously awesome winner’s dance after winning Pictionary. So later, Lemon keeps trying to suck up to Delia Ann (who isn’t having a bit of it) and even learns (sort of) that Delia Ann is having an affair. Lemon’s kinda freaking out, as she does, and for some reason George finally gets fed up and tells her it has to stop or he’s done. I’m not really sure how I feel about this. George has voiced his frustration before but this still felt a little too out of left field. We’ll see how things develop next week though to really judge. Lemon lost the Memory Matron title to Annabeth but I think her insider gossip will get her back on top. I’m kind of hoping Annabeth will get to keep the title too though. Maybe they can be co-matrons. I hate that all of that made sense to me.
Okay so speaking of Annabeth, she and Zoe have been hanging out as besties but because Zoe still isn’t in all that well with the town, Annabeth dumped her once she got the Memory Matron gig. I wanted to talk more about this, especially since I love when shows include girlfriend time but then Annabeth screwed Zoe over so it made me sad. Plus, Zoe ended up saving AB’s ass later by pretending to own a keychain and pretending it was for Judson AND pretending they’d been secretly dating. This would’ve stayed pretend except Judson’s got some hot lips and he and Zoe kinda liked that kiss so they kept going with it.
This of course gave Wade sad-face but as Lavon pointed out, it was his own fault for not telling Zoe also how he felt. He also probably hurt his chances by bringing in some slut-face hobag into the kitchen and sticking his fingers in Zoe’s peanut butter. (Not a euphemism.) Lavon waxed wise and said things in a sexy voice a lot but Wade just couldn’t pull it together in time and has, at least temporarily, lost Zoe to the vet.
So now, onto the moment by moment observations!
Aw, Zoe’s still in shorts. Though i kind of like those lace shorts.
“Good morning, Tom.” With a kiss. Tom was looking kinda sleepy but he’s up now! Heh.
Ya’ll, Wade in that hoodie! I’m going to be swooning for days.
Scott Porter’s mockery face is just awesome.
The guy’s cat has jealousy issues. That’s the greatest thing ever. Plus my cat used to have jealousy issues too.
“Is that a good squeal or bad squeal? I just want to prepare myself emotionally.”
I really liked that plum shirt of Lemon’s until I saw those high-waisted, pleated pants. WHAT. THE. HELL.
Can Lavon say boudoir more? SO. SEXY.
Wade’s method of finding out information fascinates me. He always has to come up with the craziest theories.
I adore the fact that Zoe was having girls night. ADORE. Though I’m not sure why it had to be a secret from Lavon and Wade.
“Lemon doesn’t allow us to eat pizza.” I personally hate pizza and I hate that people always want to order it so I love that Lemon bans it. Go Lemon!
I can’t believe AnnaBeth still has sex with her husband if he spends it talking about AUBURN’S defensive line.
So speaking of Pictionary, my mother is no longer allowed to play Pictionary with anyone. Because once, I drew a line and she guessed “the 10 commandments” (she was right) and another time she drew a stick figure on a bed and got her teammates to guess “the grateful dead” from that. So we don’t play with her. Therefore in related news, I can tell no one wants to ever play Pictionary with George. The dance may be the awesomest thing George has ever done though. And I found it totally hilarious that Lemon knew the answer and was desperately trying to lose the game.
A Burt Reynolds mention! MISS HIM! Okay I don’t really miss him but I missed the way Lavon said his name.
“If It sounds like a duck, and it walks like a duck, then the doctor of a duck is banging Zoe Hart.” So basically, if it walks and talks like a duck, it’s probably having a secret fuck.
“I am a mistress. A mistress named Carl.” That was such a had-to-see-it moment but it was still amazing.
Judson would be cute if he hadn’t slept with ditz-face. But he’s still no Wade. He’s also no George, no Lavon, and no Tom for that matter.
“You remember her, right? She’s the one you told to suck it.”
The mistress conversation between Zoe and Sal was hilarious.
Hey, Judson asked for a second chance. FUCK OFF JUDSON.
Seriously bitch that walks into the kitchen where Zoe’s sitting, starts licking Wade’s face and then has the gall to ask Zoe what she’s looking at? Go fuck yourself, you pathetic whore who will be working the Bluebell street corners in a few months because you banged every guy in town and now no one wants you. Was that too harsh?
Zoe’s Lemon impressions were great. I know montages are overdone on TV but I just don’t even care because the Hart of Dixie montages are aesome.
I knew that Delia Ann was going to be the woman with Sal.
Boys talking during video games is so accurate. It’s also really funny. Lavon and Wade have the best conversations. Plus Lavon is wise and brilliant.
Okay not that George wasn’t right in telling Lemon that she has to stop the crazy and the obsessively controlling stuff but seriously this is what gets him upset? He was an asshole during the game and a really poor winner at something he knew was important to Lemon. But after all the other shit she’s pulled, this is the one that gets the ultimatum? Shut up, George.
Aw, poor Zoe. She lost her new BFF.
Wade said “that’s my girl.” I can’t wait until Zoe really is his girl. In related news, who else wanted to rip that shirt right off Wade? And he knows that the key to friendship is someone who will back you up in a knife fight.
Poor Wade. I mean, I get what Zoe was trying to do for Annabeth but poor Wade. However in fairness to all parties involved, Wade didn’t actually tell Zoe how he felt and in what feels like a moment of utter betrayal on my part, Judson looks like a good kisser.
Alright, ya’lls turn! Were you irrationally turned on by Judson’s kissing ability? But even more turned on Wade in all those shirts that would rip open so easily with just a little tug? Remember that comments keep me from feeling like Wade with a puppy-dog face.