So this week on Sunny, Mac and Charlie write a movie to give to the guy who I believe wrote Slumdog Millionaire and/or Sixth Sense. LOL who knows? Dee gets a role of an actress in one of the guys movies. Frank eats sausages. Dennis discusses full penetration.
Frank – Why you rubbin’ on the phone (totally what I’m saying now to everyone with an iPhone)
Dee – Guess what boners!? (my favorite entrance greeting after HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Who’s M. Night Shamalyan?
Mac – he’s twists at the end of movies
Charlie – ya like at the end of the Sixth Sense you find out the guy in the hair piece was Bruce Willis the whole time!
Dee – That’s not the twist Charlie.
Charlie and Mac discussing who will star in their movie – they choose somebody with failing career to play a lead role again and pick some guy with muscles to play a scientist.
Mac – Okay okay a muscular scientist. I’m into that. As long as we don’t cover up that body with a labcoat, bro.
Charlie – No dude. He’s wearing a hot mesh tank top.
Mac – I like that…..
HAHAHA Mac is so gay.
Dennis – Because what’s the one major thing missing from action movies these days guys? Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we are gonna show a lot of it. We’re talking hot long scenes of Dolph really going to town on this hot young lab tech from behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl – all the hits. All the big ones. All the good ones. Then he smells crime again and he’s out busting heads then he’s back to the lab for some full penetration, smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration, crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration and this goes on and on, back and forth for about 90 or so minutes before the movie just sort of ends.
……And the rest of the episode was following through with ‘the plot’. Thwarting Dee’s plans to be an extra. Although I am totally going to start eating sausage links out of my shirt pocket.
I miss Kitten Mittens. BUT did find http://www.dicktowel.com was up and running and you could order stuff.
Alright what did I miss? What did you find funny?? Time to comment!!!!