Hey guys!  Please welcome Mindy to the offcolortv team!  She’s a friend of mine from college, and I think you’ll see why by the third sentence of her introduction.  She’ll be covering IASIP, which I think will fit right in here with the atmosphere of vulgarity and general inappropriateness that I’ve tried to cultivate.  Be sure to comment and share the love!

HEEEEEY-O! My name is Mindy and I’m a TV-aholic. I watch upward of 20 hours/week. So when SB said I could write for her TV blogger… I peed a little. When I discovered I could cover It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I shit my pants. HA not really, WILD CARD BITCHES. I’ve been watching IASIP since a drunken night at a friends’ house where someone brought over seasons 1 and 2 on DVD. So I tuned in ‘live’ …well as live as my TiVo… to season 3-present.
 
Favorite episodes by far: Dumpster Baby, Welfare, Dee Dates a Retard, Underage Drinking, Gang is Invincible, Charlie Wants an Abortion… probably top five. And if those five titles alone don’t get watching this extremely politically incorrect show (the main reason I watch it since I’m a journalist and politically correct all day long)… I don’t know what will. Sunny takes it one step further than most shows I’ve ever watched. I mean offending absolutely everyone.
 
Now that’s that out of the way… let’s discuss “The D.E.N.N.I.S System”. This ep was pretty typical and had funny moments but not a TON like sometimes. Dennis is one of my favorite characters – not just because he’s good-looking and sometimes ‘pops his shirt off’ but because he is also God’s gift to women (much like Barney on HIMYM).

 
D – Demonstrate your value.
 
Frank on what Dennis should have done to score with the pharmacist – “I woulda gone in and bought a box of Magnum condoms thus demonstrating I have a monster dong.”
 
E – Engage physically
Pizza’s good. – some girl he’s trying to bang
You’re the one that’s good. – Dennis
 
N- Nuturing Dependence
Have her car towed, slash her tires. Either way have her depend on you! – Dennis
 
Oh for Christ sakes you’re a complete sociopath! – Dee
 
N – Neglect emotionally
I – Inspire Hope
And then naturally, we bang (HAHAHA like Top Gun)
 
S – Separate Entirely
 
This is what men do! – Everyone but Dee
 
Has he engaged you physically?
Of course, we’ve engaged physically over and over again. – Dee
 
Maybe this systems over my head maybe I should stick to stalking. – Charlie
 
“My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony.” – Gladys (Dennis’ fake grandma)
 
How do I look?
You look like a lizard.
I like turtles! (AHHHHHHHHHHH I LIKE TURTLES! YouTube it.)
 
Let her get stabbed, hope it hits a main artery and then nurse her back to health. – Dennis

What did you guys think?  Other favorite parts or good stuff?  Talk in the comments!