So I owe you all a HUGE apology. I can’t believe I forgot all about the The Glades last week but to be honest, last week was just fucking crazy for me. I forgot A LOT of shit. Please forgive me? Ok good. Well since I missed last week we have a lot to cover so let’s get right to it.

Last week we got a Vampire Diaries alum in Kayla Ewell staring as the major suspect who turned out to be innocent. While I wouldn’t say it was her best performance, I will say she’s probably the best guest of the season so far. Also, that bitch makes me want to go on a diet FOR-EVER. I could have seriously done without having to see her in a bathing suit for a whole hour but whatever, that shit’s in the past.

Speaking of shit in the past, last week’s episode also gave us the gift that Callie has filed for divorce from Ray meaning that she and Jim are free to get their freak on. I really hope in fantasyland they got it on in the hospital while he was getting his wound checked out. Honestly, those two things were the only things that are worth mentioning from last week. It was a pretty dull episode that seemed to last forever.

In contrast, this week’s episode was pretty entertaining but I just really like moonshine makers. If you’ve ever met anyone who makes their own liquor you know that those assholes are some crazy bastards. Also, the Ernest Hemingway shout out, I loved. I can’t help it, I’m librarian and I really love some of Hemingway’s works. Maybe one day I’ll get down to one those Hemingway get togethers. Don’t worry, I won’t dress up as him. Trust me, I’m a horrible looking dude.

Lots of Callie and Jim interactions this week which helps make up for the past few weeks of sparse scene togethers. To be 100% truthful to you guys, I really don’t think they’re going to get to be a couple this year or next. Basically they have the worst timing ever. Also their relationship is the real driving force of the show which propels it season after season. To make matters worse, Dr. Sexy came back to complicate everything by telling Callie that her hospital is shutting down and that he wants her to come back to Atlanta with him and work at his hospital. Giving her extra incentive to take the deal, he informs her that she can finish medical school on a full ride since it’s a teaching hospital. Now y’all know I love Jim and Callie together, but Callie would be a fucking moron to turn down a deal like that. Also, Jim could always follow her to Atlanta. The show can even be renamed The Ghetto. I kid, I kid. I actually really love ATL but there are some ghetto fucking areas in the joint. At least the weekly stories would be entertaining.

Now, before I end this post, which I know is lackluster but so is the show, I have to talk about Carlos. He has been the shining star for me this season. Really the writers have stayed true to who he is and given him some of the best material. Well, unless you count that whole secret affair lover/murderer storyline. I don’t. In fact, I just block that shit out because I love Carlos so much.

Well, I’m done for this week. I really just wanted to talk about Jim and Callie and how they just can’t seem to get their shit together. Really I just don’t understand why they’re pussyfooting around. Oh well. Tell me what you thought of these last two episodes down below! Also next week is the season finale, I wonder what shit is gonna happen.  Kill time till then in the comments!