The Glades. He got eaten by a fucking boar?!

So what do you get when you combine History Channel’s Swamp People with Latin American illegal immigrants topped off with Cracker Barrel? The answer is this week’s Glades episode. It was just batshit crazy from the get go and I was honestly wondering where the hell the writers were trying to get to the entire time. Also, those biscuits at the fake Cracker Barrel just sounded plain fucking disgusting. High fructose corn syrup in biscuits, wtf? Who the hell is teaching inmates to fucking cook? The corn producers of America? Willy Wonka? Whoever it is, they need to be fired.  Anyways, since I’ve made it completely clear in earlier posts that this season is boring me to death, I’m just going to jump right on in.

Things I liked this episode: Carlos and Daniel, but Daniel especially. Why? Because their back and forth is some of the only entertaining minutes of this season.  I honestly laughed at their ridiculousness every time they were on screen, from when Daniel stuck the grass in his mouth like he was Les Miles to when they both were hiding behind dead hanging gators as a way to camouflage themselves. Seriously, do these two think they’re Scooby and Shaggy or something? Other things I liked … Hmm I guess that’s it actually. Moving on.

Things that made me roll my eyes: Uh pretty much everything else, especially the Country Crap restaurant (sorry I don’t remember the actual name-was it a main detail?). I just can’t take this show seriously anymore.

Random thought of the episode-I wonder if down in Latin American countries their shows show illegal white immigrants being smuggled into the countries and forced into slavery? Or is this just an US problem? Someone do some research and get back to me, k? It’s kind of a bugging me.

Jim and Callie Love Shack Meter: 8. Yep this week the meter is at an 8. These two crazy kids have decided to give it another go. I thoroughly enjoyed Callie calling Jim out on his shit; however, she lost some points when she called him the love of her life. Callie, girl, that’s a NO-NO. You can’t let him know all your cards just yet. Don’t you watch Sex and the City re-runs and past Clarissa Explains It All episodes on YouTube? I do know y’all are extremely excited for them to get back to being all lovey-dovey with each other but I still need some pent up anger and hostile sex against a wall action before I can finally celebrate with y’all. For real, I’m not joking. It NEEDS to happen. Like yesterday.

Other observations:

  • Daniel’s fascination with boars kind of scares me.
  • Did Jim always have that tattoo on his shoulder/back?
  • Callie REALLY LIKES her skinny jeans.
  • Where can I find a bright pink gingham shirt?
  • Did Jim and the crazy hunter’s encounter at the end remind anyone else of Deliverance in a way? (I could be way off. Or my mind is just fucked up. Probably both.)

Well that’s it for me! Your turn. Talk to me and tell me what you thought about the episode. What was your favorite part? I’m guessing the grey tank scene. Am I right? I thought so.

Tags: ,

  • http://twitter.com/hockeybychoice hockeybychoice

    The grey tank scene? Have you been reading my twitter updates? ;)

    While this season has been disappointing, I’m enjoying it in a anticipatory sexytimes with Jim/Callie sort of way. I want togetherness and declarations of love WITH the snark and angst. I can’t help it. I don’t watch the show for the weirdo cases or the shitty guest actors anymore. It’s all about the relationship.

    The preview for next week has me excited. Nothing like possible torture or abduction to bring two people together. Also – TVD alumnus!

  • http://twitter.com/phouse1964 Patty Housel

    I laughed out load when Daniel and Carlos were hiding behind the dead gators.  Hilarious.

    Who from TVD is on next week?  I know that whore Willa Ford (Mrs Mike Modano for you hokey fans and shut up she is TOO a whore)

    Also, Chick Filet uses powdered sugar in the crust of their chicken. Gross but so mmmmm good!

    http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/Chick-fil-A-Chicken-Sandwich-Recipe.html

  • http://twitter.com/hockeybychoice hockeybychoice

     Vicky!

  • http://twitter.com/phouse1964 Patty Housel

    really – maybe she will kill Willa and we can all be happy!

  • http://twitter.com/KimberGracie Kimber

    Can I just second the need for ”hostile sex against a wall action” please? That would be really awesome. I am glad that Callie and Jim are able to give it another go (you know, until Sam or Ray comes back, as per TV standards), and I really want to see them not screaming at each other or acting pissy. Just for one episode, okay?

    I love Daniel and Carlos too! They really are an enjoyable part of this show, and with the Jim/Callie thing being such a shitshow of late, it’s nice to have a bromance to love. 

    Yep, it’s already been mentioned, but the grey tank scene? OMGYES!

  • http://twitter.com/SafetyStace Stacy Fields

    haha Willa Ford, I have her cd from forever ago. Is she will married to that hockey player? I can’t believe she is going to be on The Glades….weird. I feel like she needs to watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ENNA0cBHm8 and then trade her name in for the word fetch. 

  • http://twitter.com/phouse1964 Patty Housel

    she is married but not really “married” if you know what I mean.  At least not in the traditional bible thumping Texas way. Not that I judge.  I still hate her for getting to sleep with Nick Carter and stealing his giant TV and driving him into the arms of Paris Hilton.  

  • http://twitter.com/SafetyStace Stacy Fields

    bahahaha she stole his tv? and yea Paris hilton,ew what was he thinking? 

  • http://twitter.com/phouse1964 Patty Housel

    I know.  Now he has cooties!

SEO Powered by Platinum SEO from Techblissonline
Better Tag Cloud