So what do you get when you combine History Channel’s Swamp People with Latin American illegal immigrants topped off with Cracker Barrel? The answer is this week’s Glades episode. It was just batshit crazy from the get go and I was honestly wondering where the hell the writers were trying to get to the entire time. Also, those biscuits at the fake Cracker Barrel just sounded plain fucking disgusting. High fructose corn syrup in biscuits, wtf? Who the hell is teaching inmates to fucking cook? The corn producers of America? Willy Wonka? Whoever it is, they need to be fired.  Anyways, since I’ve made it completely clear in earlier posts that this season is boring me to death, I’m just going to jump right on in.

Things I liked this episode: Carlos and Daniel, but Daniel especially. Why? Because their back and forth is some of the only entertaining minutes of this season.  I honestly laughed at their ridiculousness every time they were on screen, from when Daniel stuck the grass in his mouth like he was Les Miles to when they both were hiding behind dead hanging gators as a way to camouflage themselves. Seriously, do these two think they’re Scooby and Shaggy or something? Other things I liked … Hmm I guess that’s it actually. Moving on.

Things that made me roll my eyes: Uh pretty much everything else, especially the Country Crap restaurant (sorry I don’t remember the actual name-was it a main detail?). I just can’t take this show seriously anymore.

Random thought of the episode-I wonder if down in Latin American countries their shows show illegal white immigrants being smuggled into the countries and forced into slavery? Or is this just an US problem? Someone do some research and get back to me, k? It’s kind of a bugging me.

Jim and Callie Love Shack Meter: 8. Yep this week the meter is at an 8. These two crazy kids have decided to give it another go. I thoroughly enjoyed Callie calling Jim out on his shit; however, she lost some points when she called him the love of her life. Callie, girl, that’s a NO-NO. You can’t let him know all your cards just yet. Don’t you watch Sex and the City re-runs and past Clarissa Explains It All episodes on YouTube? I do know y’all are extremely excited for them to get back to being all lovey-dovey with each other but I still need some pent up anger and hostile sex against a wall action before I can finally celebrate with y’all. For real, I’m not joking. It NEEDS to happen. Like yesterday.

Other observations:

• Daniel’s fascination with boars kind of scares me.
• Did Jim always have that tattoo on his shoulder/back?
• Callie REALLY LIKES her skinny jeans.
• Where can I find a bright pink gingham shirt?
• Did Jim and the crazy hunter’s encounter at the end remind anyone else of Deliverance in a way? (I could be way off. Or my mind is just fucked up. Probably both.)

Well that’s it for me! Your turn. Talk to me and tell me what you thought about the episode. What was your favorite part? I’m guessing the grey tank scene. Am I right? I thought so.