Hi, all! I have a bunch to get to this week so I’ll keep the intro to a minimum. Join me in flailing over the Teen Wolf season three finale, Misha Collin’s directed episode of Supernatural, and all the other regulars: New Girl, Arrow, Brooklyn Nine-Nine finale, Being Human, Enlisted, The Tomorrow People, Hart of Dixie, TVD, Shameless, and the Walking Dead finale. As always, shows are organized by day of the week, just in case you need to skim over to avoid spoilers or whatever. Find me on twitter to request shows or moments I’ve missed and comments are gold.
Teen Wolf! The season is overrrr. Gonna cry about it! But only for a couple months – they’ll be back in June! Hopefully for a slightly less dark season not so full of mayhem and death?? Fingers crossed. Void!Stiles is fucking scary. That Oni smackdown in the hospital was epic.
Isaac and Chris are an amazing duo and I’m kind of super pissed Sharman isn’t coming back because I needed season 4 to be Chris’ time where he searches for vengeance and meaning after Allison’s death, along with his pseudo-sons Derek and Issac.
Fuck yeah, Sheriff Stilinski!
I love Derek’s wolf face, okay? I’m even sort of cool about the missing eyebrows now. As long as he does that neck thing; that’s hotter than it should be.
Legitimately nervous about Mamma McCall’s life this episode. Not cool, Show.
Dylan Fucking O’Brien, everyone. Intense and scary and hot as shit.
I’m glad they didn’t have to make the real Stiles into a werewolf. And I will not miss that hideous eye makeup.
This scene/set/everything was so pretty but sort of devastating. Of course, Stiles is smarter than everyone and everyone should always listen to Stiles, duh.
DANNY!! We need to talk about this, yeah? SOOO has he know the whole time? Did Jackson tell him? Is his family in “the business” so to speak? Or is this supernatural shit just something that most people in the town know about, but just don’t discuss? The group really did talk out loud about wolves and murderous lizards A LOT, Danny is a naturally curious and smart dude, did he just figure it out? Most importantly, can Danny be a part of the gang now??
President of the Scott McCall fan club, Derek Hale. <3 Beautiful character growth here.
I hated the twins, that’s no secret. This is still sad though. And gross, please close your mouth.
Uhhh.. not everyone is okay.
We waited a long effing time for a Stiles/Derek scene that wasn’t Void!Stiles or Nogistune!Stiles or whatever. And then we get it and… it’s… sort of… a dream? Wow. Derek is manifesting Stiles in his time of shock and confusion as someone who can help him find answers, and I take solace in that.
Bonus Tyler Hoechlin perfect beardy face gifs. sigh
Coach! And oh.. Malia. I’m not cool with her joining the pack? Nothing with her makes sense at all.
Holy shit, right!? KATE. She can stay for awhile, but stay the fuck away from Derek Hale. This is not negotiable, honey. He is off limits for torture or any other nefarious shit you psychopaths enjoy.
Did everyone watch Wolf Watch??? It’s was a beautiful thing. Have some extra adorableness. And yes, Hoechlin slapping Dylan’s ass was amazingggggg.
The Tomorrow People! Flashback young Jed makes me laugh cause Mark Pellegrino is adorable with that flat hair.
These two attractive people should be leads in this show. It still annoys me when I tune in every week and they’re not.
Being Human! Aidan’s dream was hot. No bones about it…
Oh man, did I laugh and laugh.
The Kool Aid guy is getting a lot of love on TV shows lately. It’s a shame the younger generation missed out.
New Girl! What happened to this show? It makes me sad. The only part of this episode I liked was hungover Schmidt, and maybe that’s only because of my leftover feelings from the Veronica Mars movie. Prick.
Why? WHY. I just don’t. UGH. Also, thanks for the super depressing callback to the hallway kiss. Same fucking clothes and everything.
Talking in emojis might be something I could do. That’s kind of sad. But that eggplant emoji would be handy to use in public, ya know, instead of yelling PENIS or something.
He did it!!
Supernatural! Ahhh, the Misha Collins directed episode was chocked full of beautiful porny Dean moments. It was kind of magical. For example, this sexiness right here.
And this. Who else could make an entire scene of Dean playing pool feel like such an intimate thing?
Yeah Sam, we all remember that.
It’s nice to know that Priest!Winchester goes back this far.
Crowley was deliciously good this episode. So many fantastic lines, but here’s a few.
Yep, delusion, denial, self doubt, fear, and guilt. A Winchester special!
The Mark of Cain is changing Dean. After this episode, I’ve become desperate to see exactly how that is. I’m both scared and turned on by the thought.
Bless you, Misha Collins, Director extraordinare, The man knows what we want.
Arrow! It’s getting a little crowded in the Arrow cave, eh?
Tehehehe Olicity :)
And in this moment, I didn’t hate Colton Haynes. Thanks for the chuckle, kid.
I’m glad they brought this up because I legit could not remember if Detective Lance knew or not until that phone call.
Suits! This episode was here to remind us that Donna is the queen of everything.
Louis is such an asshole sometimes but dang if we don’t love him.
Can we move past this now? I want fun cocky smart Mike back.
Hart of Dixie! Is Joel really going to leave? Please. Please!
Guys, Wilson Bethel with a baby goat is the BEST THING.
Enlisted! Fox is stupid. Give us more Enlisted.
I so enjoy Chris Lowell when he’s not Piz.
The Walking Dead! The ENDDDD. But seriously. HOW DARE THEY WITH THESE FLASHBACKS?? Knife in the fucking heart.
This was exactly what I wanted from this scene. So important for Daryl to hear that and equally as important that Rick has reached this point where he completely trusts Daryl with his life and his kid’s lives. FEELINGS.
We all know he’s saying “They’re fucking with the wrong people” and that makes me smile. This creepy cannibal cult is going to get fuckkkked.
Shameless! Ian and Mickey hooray! I love that Carl sees this relationship and is not only cool with it, but he also sees how Ian is treating Mickey, letting him stay at their house because his family is horrible, and then does the same for his girlfriend. There’s hope for you, young Gallagher. Thank goodness, you were getting scary there for awhile.
Lip has been the hero this season and now that he and Fiona aren’t fighting and he’s going to stay in school, I want to see him with Amanda for awhile and thrive. She gives him discipline and boundaries and while that’s not super fun all the time, it clearly works for him. Plus, she’s the anti-Mandy and that’s great.
Okay, kids! That’s it for this roundup. Join me in the comments to discuss whatever you like, especially the Teen Wolf finale. How do you feel about the season as a whole? Let’s talk about Jensen Ackles and his ridiculously attractive face. Have a great week!