I’m an Indianapolis transplant living in Chicago, which means that the Olympic bid is obviously on my radar, but I could also give a rat’s ass about insulting the people of Chicago since I’m not one of them and I like insults.  So obviously, Bill Hader as John Malkovich’s quote on the subject last night was a real shining TV moment in my life last night:

Yes, DO bring your Olympic games to the city of Chicago, where the children look like Roseanne and their parents look like monsters.  GOOD DAY SIR!

Now, I may be a bitch every day (not really … well, maybe), but I’d be Bill Hader’s bitch ANY DAY.