It’s that time of the week again, guys! This roundup is pretty gif heavy with the return of so many fall shows, so make sure you let it load fully. With all the new and returning shows, there’s a lot out there to choose from, but I need your input. Send your requests to me on twitter and hit up the comments to let me know what you want to see. Oh, the title? Yeah, anytime someone says penis, you know it’s a top contender. Prepare yourself for a shitload of New Girl, some Castle, Hawaii Five-0, and Parks and Rec. Also newcomer Last Resort (Scott Speedman!), Haven, and the premiere episodes of Fringe and Revenge.

Castle and Beckett together gives me serious happy feelings.

Michael Trucco is back on How I Met Your Mother. I haven’t watched the show in years, but I have to say, I’m unimpressed that no one alerted me to THIS:

Hawaii Five-0! My favorite married couple.

Two episodes of New Girl means twice as many gifs. I apologize in advance, I was just happy to have the gang back.

DOUCHEBAG JAR!

I feel like this would be me, except instead of porn, it would be fanfic and shipper videos and lots and lots of Sterek.

This is a Jake Johnson appreciate hour.

Nick <3

Winston! I enjoy drunk you very much.

This is a perfect reason for me to quit my job.

This is Nick/Jess foreplay. I enjoy it. TURTLEFACE.

Schmidty with those huge retro glasses and the scruff is kinda awesome?

I like when they mention Max’s moles.

Parks and Rec! Seriously, who uses papyrus? You are horrible.

Andy is all of us.

Second contender for post title because this is essentially me.

I hope you all watched the pilot of Last Resort with Scott Speedman. Because, hello! SCOTT SPEEDMAN.

He looks amazing fabulous and the show is great too. Really excited to have him back on my TV every week.

Fringe is back for their final season.

All the awards for John Noble! (are you listening Emmy’s? you fucktards.)

This scene gave me all the feels about daddy!Josh Jackson. I think it’s become something I need.

Etta casting is SO spot on.

Haven!

Ah, Lucas Bryant. I just love his face okay.

Revenge has moved to Sunday for their second season and started off with a strong episode. If it wasn’t clear to us before, it is now – Nolan is the best. Here’s some of his great lines. My fave was probably “seance anyone?”.

Guys, Jack/Nolan might be my Revenge OTP. The nuzzle? Puh-lease!

Alright, that’s all I’ve got for you this week. PLEASE leave comments if you enjoy these posts and send me your requests for next time. Let me know what your favorite moments of the past week in TV were. Did I miss it? Thanks to everyone for their input last week and an extra hug for the new commenters. I really appreciate it and welcome! Heart you guys.