Ugh, Hart of Dixie, what are you DOING?
You guys, I’ve gotta be honest … I was so not into this and I’m going to keep it short. I didn’t want to write it at all, but I know how everyone loves talking about this show and we obviously need a place to wail Wade’s name (although HBC‘s gif posts are absolutely the better place to revel in his sexiness). But all my thoughts on this episode are basically in the same vein as last week, minus drooling over Justin Hartley and plus wanting to go to New Orleans really bad.
I wasn’t paying enough attention to the musical to really know what they were doing it for, although I did love cute little Tom and his new girlfriend, the redhead. Everything else? Filler. And not like the cream in a Twinkie. Also not exactly like pink slime, but definitely headed that way on the spectrum.
Lavon was the only sane person, but it was sad, and Zoe was being such an insensitive bitch to him about everything. SHUT UP, ZOE. You guys know how much I hate the Zoe and George pairing (also, my friend Amanda vehemently disagrees with me that he is boring and looks like a math teacher but come on, right?), and the whole New Orleans thing was SO AWKWARD for me to watch. Like, the awkwardness burned. I wasn’t DISGUSTED by the kiss, but I also wasn’t really into it. Ditto all of that re: George’s singing.
The only thing that I was somewhat interested in was the further push toward Wade getting his shit together. But even that … it felt a little sad too, right? So, Wade: sad, Lavon: sad, Zorge: awkward, musical: boring. Not my favorite week. Obviously.
Ugh, you guys … am I just being a total bitch? Did something crawl up my ass, lay demon eggs, die, and I am being overrun by demon baby ass monsters? I don’t know. All I know is that I am fucking hostile tonight.
Oh, and also? Scott McCreary? I don’t watch American Idol, and he made me really, really glad. I mean, I expect shit like this from Hart of Dixie in general, but you’re better than this, Josh Schwartz.
So here’s your mission, should you choose to accept it (and you betta)–please talk back in the comments. Not like sass … well, okay yeah, like sass. Talk back in the comments and either validate my extreme bitchitude or tell me why I suck and am wrong and this episode was good. Or tolerable. Whatevs.
*drops mic and walks away*
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