Olympics. Glitter and gays and sashay shantays!

February 18, 2010 in off-color commentary by offcolortv | 116 comments

You guys, is sashay shantay a real thing, or is that just something that my dance teacher made up when I was five because it sounds fun?  Because it really does sound fun.  And I know what sashay shantay is in my head, and I’m not so sure they do it in figure skating, but doesn’t it sound good?  Yeah, it totally does.  And it totally rhymes.

Anyway, it seems like we’re a bunch of Johnny Weir lovers around here, but I’m sure it’ll all be fun to watch and chat about in the comments.  I’ll start the chant now … USA! USA! USA!

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  • NordicByNature

    She’s heinous. I seriously threw up in my mouth watching that program.

  • offcolortv

    GOD the blowing of the kisses.

  • Marthapao

    Aaaaawwww I love Brenchie!! (Brazilian-French guy)

  • offcolortv

    USA! USA! USA!

    I mean, as an American, I am like genetically, psychologically, and in all other ways programmed to rejoice when someone is rewarded for working really, really hard. (But it’s still Johnny in my heart.)

  • NordicByNature

    The hip rolls and the tip-toeing. Sick.

  • Marthapao

    OMG hip rolls!!! I can’t wait to see this! LMAO

  • NordicByNature

    Did you see how Johnny was trying to calm the audience when they were mad about the scores?? Such a class act. He’s still my hero.

    Evan deserved the win, though — and I’m thrilled that he beat that jackass Russian.

  • NordicByNature

    It is gloriously disgraceful, Marthapao — you will love it.

  • Marthapao

    WTH is the Czech guy wearing?! A pink sparkly vest?! REALLY?! Too gay but not gay enough.

  • offcolortv

    That’s the sparkly math teacher, Marthapao!

    Amy, I know, I saw that too … there’s something really funny and sweet about a man in a crown of red roses trying to settle down an audience pissed on his behalf. I liked how he saw the scores and just shrugged–I think he was totally expecting it.

  • Marthapao

    OMG you are so right totally sparkly math teacher!! Sorry my tipsy self didn’t recognize him. LOL

  • offcolortv

    Alright y’all, I am internetted out! You guys keep on chatting, have fun, and I’ll be back tomorrow. You all win a gold medal in internet chatting!

  • Vanessa

    I’m disappointed that I missed out on all the comment fun tonight. You all definitely hit the highlights already and were hilarious! Back to boarding – the women were a bit of a le down after the men. They should have definitely gone first! So glad Evan beat out the Russian douche. Johnny was robbed! Such a class act though. More olympic fun to come. We still have the bizarre world of ice dancing to look forward to!

  • Marthapao

    OMG Plushy Plushy, my Russian friend you totally earned your nickname today. He looked like a straight guy pretending to have gay flair. I like the guy and even I was cringing at his performance, the hip rolls! Amy you were so right!!

    And I just realized why I have such a crush on Evan, who really deserved the win, he looks just like an ex of mine. LOL

    Johnny should have been in third!!!! He was completely robbed! Canada is lucky I’m so far away. LOL

    Anyway, watching figure skating while drinking BEST. THING. EVER!

  • Mindy

    OMG I am SO disappointed I missed this chat! I was totally up watching this whole thing and thinking ALL these thoughts! DAMN IT. I knew I should have bookmarked this as soon as I started using Ian’s laptop when my laptop’s adapter took a shit. I was thinking to myself the whole men’s figure skating competition the following:

    Why are these Asian men so tiny?
    How in touch with your man side or girl side do you have to be to do this? Does it take a real man to prance or a real gay man to prance?
    Do these men have wives? And if so how do they feel about this flaunting?
    What’s with all the sparkles?!?!
    Aw Evan the American is so adorable. I like watching him skate.
    All look at this young little Asian guy he’s such a baby.
    OMG that guy just fell flat on his ass!!!!! AWESOME!
    Why do they keep showing this obnoxious cocky Russian douche? I don’t care if he just got there.
    I don’t care that this guy is lacing his shoes.
    [If I were a guy] I would feel like less of a man if I didn’t do a quad. LOL it’s kind of like going to do it and only putting the tip in.
    This Johnny kids needs to go OUTSIDE. He looks dead. He kind of reminds me of Johnny Depp in Edward Scissorhands. He’s so weird!
    Oh god here comes the fucking Russian douche.
    WHA? Was that a HIP THRUST?! OMG. WTF.
    Who the fuck does this guy think he is? I hope Evan kicks your ass you ass clown.
    YES!!!! The dick lost!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A

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    Yup that pretty much covers it off the top of my head.
    :)

  • Marthapao

    [If I were a guy] I would feel like less of a man if I didn’t do a quad. LOL it’s kind of like going to do it and only putting the tip in

    LMFAO!!! That is too funny!

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